Friday, December 2, 2005

Happy Kwanzaa Fool!

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OK, today is a celebration of Kathy Shaidle of Relapsed Catholic. She has another great blog on the artificial holiday called Kwanzaa. It's good to know that I'm not the only one, besides my dear Nigerian friends, that know that Kwanzaa is a fools holiday, that is is made up, and that it has nothing to do with Africa AT ALL. Kathy Shaidle penned a great poem about the fallacy of Kwanzaa and I am reproducing it here for my readers: 'Twas the night before Kwanzaa And all through the 'hood, Maulana Karenga was up to no good. He'd tortured a woman and spent time in jail. He needed a new scam that just wouldn't fail. ("So what if I stuck some chick's toe in a vice? Nobody said revolution was nice!") The Sixties were over. Now what would he do? Why, he went back to school -- so that's "Dr." to you! He once ordered shootouts at UCLA Now he teaches Black Studies just miles away. Then to top it all off, the good Doctor's new plan Was to get rid of Christmas and piss off The Man. Karenga invented a fake holiday. He called the thing Kwanza. "Hey, what's that you say? "You don't get what's 'black' about Maoist baloney? You say that my festival's totally phony? "Who cares if corn isn't an African crop? Who cares if our 'harvest's' a month or two off? Who cares if Swahili's not our mother tongue? A lie for The Cause never hurt anyone! "Umoja! Ujima! Kujichagulia, too! Collectivist crap never sounded so cool! Those guilty white liberals -- easy to fool. Your kids will now celebrate Kwanzaa in school!" And we heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight: "Happy Kwanzaa to all, except if you're white!" For more of this poem and article click here.

3 comments:

Kevin Whiteman said...

Excellent!!!!

12/02/2005 3:46 PM
Anonymous said...

Yeah, I thought it was too funny to pass up as well.

What's even funnier is that it is completely true!

We need to squash these pagan holidays, though I personally see this 'kwanzaa' as almost a non-threat due to its very weak background and substance.

God bless,

Conde

12/03/2005 9:16 AM
Fidei Defensor said...

Thanks for getting the truth out on Kwanza the Kwazi holiday!

12/05/2005 11:55 PM
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