Tuesday, November 8, 2005

Chirac Moves Up on Anti-Christ Poll

Due to Jacque Chiracs incompetence and ineptitude in dealing with the worst riots in France since 1968, Chirac has moved up from number 7 to number 6 on the Anti-Christ Top-10. Senator Hillary Clinton falls to number 7 as she continues to veer toward the middle from the far left, though this may change once the Democratic primaries begin in 2007. 1. Ayatollah Ali Khamenei of Iran, Supreme Leader of Iran (succeeded Ayatollah Komeini). Wants to destroy Israel with any means necessary. 2. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran, figure head, but can sway public opinion with his outrageous statements of wanting to 'wipe Israel off the map'. 3. Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il of North Korea, wants to provide nukes to Islamic militants. 4. President Hu Jintao of Communist China. Is building a near-super power that may rival the U.S. Be wary of his false peaceful overtones, especially from a man that represents a repressive regime that is willing to kill its own citizens to stay in power. A regime that doesn't allow for freedom of religion. A regime that is militarily hostile to its immediate neighbors with a proven history of conquest and subjugation. Followed by the destruction of local culture and language. 5. King Fahd Bin Abdul Aziz of Saudi Arabia. He and his family dynasty has been directly funding the building of mosques and the training of militant Islamic clerics which helped to produce the perpetrators of 9/11. 6. President Jacque Chirac of France, a wolf in sheep's clothing. Will do everything, even at the cost of losing his soul, to undermine every single U.S. foreign policy effort of domestic security. Apparently he is also willing to do nothing when it comes to Muslim insurgents rampaging all across France for the 13th consecutive night. 7. Senator Hillary Clinton of New York, see number 9. Senator Clinton wants to be P.O.T.U.S. Wants to perpetuate the Clinton ideals of socialism, bacchanal morals, and bring back the good old days of Caligula, I mean her husband Bill. 8. President Bill Clinton of the U.S., is eyeing the General-Secretary position of the U.N. Would then work diligently to undermine the effectiveness of the U.S. in resolving internal matters. 9. President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela. Just imagine a Latino Jimmy Carter with an ego. Yeah, it's that scary. 10. General-Secretary Kofi Anan of the U.N., elected by the majority of countries that don't hold democratic elections themselves. For a bureaucrat with strict Internationalist and liberal leanings, having the power of the magnitude of the U.N. is not needed for an anti-Semite like Mr. Anan. For the last Anti-Christ Top-10 Poll, click here.


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